The Clock is Ticking

If ever there was a moment illustrative of the need to restore Glass-Steagall, enforce the Volcker Rule, and repeal the foolish gambling exemption Congress gave Wall Street, it is now. JPM Chase CEO Jamie Dimon’s culture of Wild West saloon gambling was outed when the loss side of the bank’s bets was exposed by a huge bet gone bad in their London trading office (AKA gambling hall). The $2 billion loss is quickly ramping up and will likely be double that or more.

Fast forward to the JPM Chase annual meeting last week (05.15.12) where we find a visibly irritated and agitated Dimon facing questions on the multi-billion dollar losses and a shareholders’ challenge to his dual role as both Board Chair and CEO. He managed to hold on to his grip at the top with 60% of the shares voting to defeat the move to unseat and replace him as Chairman. While that sounds good, you must keep in mind that prior to corporate meetings companies routinely include as part of the meeting notice a request to hand over the voting rights to the management if you do not plan to attend and vote in person. Most shareholders comply and so you can figure that Dimon walked into the meeting with the votes in his pocket. You can bet he was shaken by the margin; to have 40% opposed is too close for comfort in that game.

Turning to the “snake eyes” that is piling up billions in losses, Dimon, according to the New York Times, came up with this gem: “We are going to manage it to maximize economic value for shareholders.” That has to be one of the wildest -let’s flip the conversation to my favorite subject- “Shareholder Value” moves in history. We’d guess that Dimon’s point is that shareholders benefit from the JP Morgan Chase gambling hall because they win more often than lose, and besides in the unlikely event that we drive off the cliff we are “too big to fail” and so the suckers (that’s us, taxpayers) will bail us out again. There’s no way we can lose.

Shareholder Value -as former GE CEO Jack Welch pointed out- is an outcome; as a strategy Welch famously dubbed it, ”the dumbest idea in the world." Dimon and his ilk love it as a strategy; it enables them to parlay their gambling culture into monster bonuses, with the ultimate backup, taxpayer bucks. Shareholder Value is a meaningless term the way Jamie Dimon and others use it these days. And it will come around to bite the taxpayers unless we force the too-big-to-fail banks back into their corners. We need to get them out of high stakes gambling. We need to make them choose: either create capital as an investment bank, or take deposits and make loans as a commercial bank. Anything less leaves all of us outside the game at their mercy. It’s time for Congress to act, restore Glass-Steagall, enforce the Volcker Rule and repeal the foolish gambling exemption Congress gave them.