Published CommPro.biz 2014.02.20

A Bribe Is A Bribe Is A Bribe

A recent (2/09) New York Times story detailed the hiring of a young woman at the behest of a family friend. A job was created for her at JP Morgan Chase. Her family friend just happens to hold a powerful position in a Chinese agency that oversees insurers. The bank was looking to snag business deals with a number of the insurers that her benefactor holds sway over. There is nothing unusual about arrangements of this nature. What makes this one stand out is, that the “ask” was in the ear of Jamie Dimon, top dog at Chase. The young woman was not only in the room, she was serving as the official’s translator.

First off, the young woman was an outstanding candidate; Chase was lucky to get her. And Dimon was careful to distance himself from the hire. However, Chase did get a bunch of deals right quick from companies under the regulator’s gaze. It seems clear that in addition to getting a first rate employee, Chase made a ton of money from her family friend’s ”contacts”. Because a government official is at the center of this arrangement, a case might be made that hiring the young woman at his behest constitutes a bribe. That’s a big “No-No” under United States law.

This is not an isolated case. Chase has a history of jobs for deals as do most all of the monster banks; Goldman Sachs, Citi, and all the usual suspects. Legally they are likely inside the safe zone; ethically they are not even close. While Dimon was careful to give himself cover on this hire, it doesn’t change the underlying truth. These deals –especially in light of their frequency– indicate that they are part of the culture of these banks. The culture of any organization reflects the ethical and moral compass of its leader; in this case Jamie Dimon.

These monster banks slithering around making backroom deals to gain the favor of business or government officials are ethically pathetic. A good business leader knows to back away from any deal that is not a good deal for everyone involved. Cash under the table or hiring somebody’s kid, either way it’s a bad deal for the buyer and the seller. It’s an admission by the seller that what they’re selling isn’t worth the price, and/or it means the buyer didn’t get the best deal for their bucks.

These banks are too-big-to-fail and way too-big-to-manage. They’ve created a greed driven culture that does anything to keep the bucks rolling. They’ve trampled the real bankers in our community banks, using ill gotten profits gained by gambling with their depositors’ funds; all insured by the FDIC (that’s us). The solution is to break these monsters up before they trigger another crash. We did it in the 1930s  and set up rules that kept us safe for the better part of a century. Lesson learned? It’s time to repeat; break up the too-big-to-fail banks before they fail again. How hard is that to understand?

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