Banking 101
The “K” Street Banker Boys are pouring millions into the political arena in a desperate effort to hold on to the massive Las Vegas style gambling enterprise that characterizes too much of our banking sector today. Banking differs from Vegas in two important ways, however.
1) When the bets the Wall Street Bankers place against the suckers (AKA “us”) go against them, they just run to the taxpayers (us) who cover their losses. So they can’t lose. That’s too-big-to-fail banking.
2) The banks managed to get themselves immunized from the state lottery laws, so they can bet on anything. For instance, they could legally bet whether you will make your mortgage payment on time when they have no connection to you or your mortgage.
This set some of our biggest financial institutions onto a path focused on profit and the outrageous bonus structure that this gambling hall culture has spawned. A culture defended haughtily by JPMorgan Chase “Whiner-in-Chief” Jamie Dimon, who chose newspapers to justify the banker’s insane paychecks.
Duded out in his trademark 1950’s “Ducktail” do, Jamie is quoted, “Obviously our businesses have high capital and high human capital,” implying that nobody in newsprint land could compare. What nonsense. And, their capital –cash, that is– is not theirs, it’s ours, the billions we gave the banks to stabilize our economy. So what are they doing with our money? They are rolling the dice again, confident that we will bail them out again, when the dice come up snake-eyes again.
“Proprietary Trading,” as the bankers like to call it, was a principle cause of the recession. This practice is a recipe for disaster. Here and there the milk-toast mild Dodd Frank Act does have a tooth left. The one dealing with proprietary trading, called the Volcker Rule, is facing a firestorm from the banking lobby. It would pretty much take gambling out of the banking business, push the bankers back into the real world where they can fail, and when they do, fail without taking the country down with them.
When Bill Clinton signed “The Commodity Futures Modernization Act” opening up Wall Street to gambling, Washington unleashed a chain of events that resulted in the collapse of the world economy eight years later. Wall Street began leaping one ethical barrier after another and today everyone but the bankers is suffering.
The folks who actually toil day in and day out for a living, like those struggling to find a workable journalism model, shouldn’t have to put up with sneers from a second-rate punk like Jamie Dimon. Banking at every level has but one reason to exist, to provide the capital that sustains our economic life. Dimon and his lot are clueless when it comes to that kind of banking.
The “K” Street Banker Boys are pouring millions into the political arena in a desperate effort to hold on to the massive Las Vegas style gambling enterprise that characterizes too much of our banking sector today. Banking differs from Vegas in two important ways, however.
1) When the bets the Wall Street Bankers place against the suckers (AKA “us”) go against them, they just run to the taxpayers (us) who cover their losses. So they can’t lose. That’s too-big-to-fail banking.
2) The banks managed to get themselves immunized from the state lottery laws, so they can bet on anything. For instance, they could legally bet whether you will make your mortgage payment on time when they have no connection to you or your mortgage.
This set some of our biggest financial institutions onto a path focused on profit and the outrageous bonus structure that this gambling hall culture has spawned. A culture defended haughtily by JPMorgan Chase “Whiner-in-Chief” Jamie Dimon, who chose newspapers to justify the banker’s insane paychecks.
Duded out in his trademark 1950’s “Ducktail” do, Jamie is quoted, “Obviously our businesses have high capital and high human capital,” implying that nobody in newsprint land could compare. What nonsense. And, their capital –cash, that is– is not theirs, it’s ours, the billions we gave the banks to stabilize our economy. So what are they doing with our money? They are rolling the dice again, confident that we will bail them out again, when the dice come up snake-eyes again.
“Proprietary Trading,” as the bankers like to call it, was a principle cause of the recession. This practice is a recipe for disaster. Here and there the milk-toast mild Dodd Frank Act does have a tooth left. The one dealing with proprietary trading, called the Volcker Rule, is facing a firestorm from the banking lobby. It would pretty much take gambling out of the banking business, push the bankers back into the real world where they can fail, and when they do, fail without taking the country down with them.
When Bill Clinton signed “The Commodity Futures Modernization Act” opening up Wall Street to gambling, Washington unleashed a chain of events that resulted in the collapse of the world economy eight years later. Wall Street began leaping one ethical barrier after another and today everyone but the bankers is suffering.
The folks who actually toil day in and day out for a living, like those struggling to find a workable journalism model, shouldn’t have to put up with sneers from a second-rate punk like Jamie Dimon. Banking at every level has but one reason to exist, to provide the capital that sustains our economic life. Dimon and his lot are clueless when it comes to that kind of banking.
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